Posted by: Dark Defender | January 6, 2009

Pelosi being reelected speaker isnt cool but this list is

Pelosi just got reelected speaker how depressing.

So to cheer you up Greg Gutfeld wrote a list of the top conservative bands of all time enjoy!

Sample:

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE.For many years, RATM had been known for their subtle parody of academic culture, applying deconstructionist rants from Marxist professors to a metal rap formula lifted directly from the first Beastie Boys album. No surprise, they were often lumped into the comedy category of the Grammys. But what a surprise for the music world when they released, “Killing in the Name,” an indictment of radical Islam, and its ceaseless desire to kill anyone not bending to their will. And well done fellas, for openly repudiating cop killers like Mumia Abu-Jamal!

THE BEATLES. What is “Let it Be” but nothing more than the blueprint behind any successful economy! Free markets? “Let it be,” indeed. If only President Bush had listened to this song before he agreed to the bail outs, we’d be in a different place. And that makes him, in my opinion, a war criminal who should probably be impeached. FYI: “Hey Jude” was about Jude Wanniski. Look it up.

THE DIXIE CHICKS. Without question, the most ardent supporters of the policies of George W. Bush, they boldly released a romantic tribute to the man, called “Cowboy Take Me Away” – knowing it would reduce them to playing small venues. When they followed that up with “Wide Open Spaces,” a sexually-charged song describing how their bodies felt after making love to the commander in chief, perhaps it was “too much information.” Sometimes, certain things are better left unsaid, ladies.

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