Posted by: Dark Defender | November 19, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: Hitler only had one ball!

Yes that’s right, its been confirmed! (ok not really, just some priests notes) that Hitler only had one ball.  This is a vastly important story which deserves to be fully considered.  What affect did this injury have on Hitler in later life? How was his political philosophy shaped by the injury? Does it explain his affection for children? Should we reconsider Hitler’s life in light of the fact that as a one balled German he was actually a member of an oppressed minority group, as a disabled-German (is that still PC? maybe “special needs German” would be more friendly?) is it still fair to hold him responsible for his actions?????

Ok im done, now lets just laugh cause hey Hitler only had one ball.  HAHA

Adolf is thinking if I had two balls, id be getting me some St. Pauli Girl.  I blame the Jews!

Adolf is thinking "if I had two balls, id be getting me some St. Pauli Girl. I blame the Jews!"

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  1. While it is a possibility that Hitler was monorchid (one balled) some historians speculate that it was actually only British war-time propaganda.

  2. I think it is completely and utterly absurd that anyone would think that because SUPPOSEDLY Hitler only had one testicle he would not be held accountable of his actions. That man is responsible for millions of innocent deaths. Regardless of whatever his situation was with his testicles that still does not excuse him of what he did. It is people like yourself that devalue the meaning of the Holocaust. It is bad enough that there are some people out there that don’t even believe in the Holocaust because they are so terribly mis-guided. You are portraying this as some kind of joke. The Holocaust was not a joke. It was real. Whole families were put in gas chambers and burned alive, because of Hitler. Have you ever thought that could have been your family? (Even if your not Jewish) Can you even fathom the smell of your family burning up because of perhaps the most sadistic man that has ever roamed the earth? And yet you would post something as ridiculous and absurd as this.

  3. I think it is completely and utterly absurd that anyone would think that because SUPPOSEDLY Hitler only had one testicle he would not be held accountable of his actions. That man is responsible for millions of innocent deaths. Regardless of whatever his situation was with his testicles that still does not excuse him of what he did. It is people like yourself that devalue the meaning of the Holocaust. It is bad enough that there are some people out there that don’t even believe in the Holocaust because they are so terribly mis-guided. You are portraying this as some kind of joke. The Holocaust was not a joke. It was real. Whole families were put in gas chambers and burned alive, because of Hitler. Have you ever thought that could have been your family? (Even if your not Jewish) Can you even fathom the smell of your family burning up because of perhaps the most sadistic man that has ever roamed the earth? And yet you would post something as ridiculous and absurd as this. What is the morld coming to?

    • I think my post went over someone’s head.

  4. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN


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